Dessert Exploration Pillows

Poop Emoticon Ice Cream

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Diner.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Before/After

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Shark infested custard!

Pie Filling Reader

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'