Dessert Detective Pillows

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'You ate the styrofoam and left the meringue.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

Diner.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Pie Filling Reader

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"