Baking Detective Pillows

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

Pie Filling Reader

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Missing Easter Egg

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

You can take the girl out of Kew...

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'