Baking Detective Pillows

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Pie Filling Reader

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Missing Easter Egg

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

"Remind me - superfood or carcinogen?"

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'