Chocolate Detective Pillows

Missing Easter Egg

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Cake Free Zone

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Pie Filling Reader

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Cookie Surveillance

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Who stole my candy?

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Doughnut Criminals

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"Why have you brought me here?"