Sweet Tooth Detective Pillows

'Have you got any of that white stuff?'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

Crime Stoppers

Cookie Surveillance

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

Doughnut Criminals

"Hey! How come you got candy corn, and I got deer corn?"

"Who's been eating too many sweeties and cakes then?"

Cake Free Zone

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'If you can see any candy bars, get the kind with almonds for our fiber requirements.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Wait a minute...this isn't one of my wrappers. Have you been cheating on me!?'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'Has he taken my chocolates?'

"Hey! Did it ever occur to you Bozos that the cake could be evidence?!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Bubble gum leaves

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Thou Shalt Not!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'