Sweet Tooth Patrol Pillows

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Cake Free Zone

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Bubble gum leaves

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Thou Shalt Not!

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Let's skip to dessert

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Cookie Surveillance

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Secret sweetie drawer...

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'