Hello, sir, we're the post-Halloween, leftover candy, concerned citizens patrol.
Sweet Tooth Patrol Mugs
Start their day with a smile and a sweet pun on a mug designed for the true sweet tooth patrol. These mugs turn any beverage into a treat, perfect for tea or coffee lovers with a sugar addiction.
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
"Ninja bread men"
Revenge of the Jelly Mother.
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
Cake Free Zone
Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!
A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.
Bubble gum leaves
Thou Shalt Not!
Another day in the Splenda mines
"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"
'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'
Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.
'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'
'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)
"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"
Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.
Let's skip to dessert
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
"That's part of my Quality Control Program."
"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."
"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."
"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"
'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'
'You see? The name of the store is 'DOG NUTS'.'
"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"
Secret sweetie drawer...
Cookie Surveillance
'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'
"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."
'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'
"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."
The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!
Sweet Tooth Patrol Mugs Collection
Sweet Tooth Patrol Pillows
Browse our charming pillows featuring fun sweets designs—an adorable addition for the home of any dessert lover or sweet tooth patrol member.
Sweet Tooth Patrol Prints
Check out our witty and colorful prints celebrating the joy of sweets—great for decorating a kitchen or a cozy dessert nook.
Sweet Tooth Patrol T-Shirts
Discover our range of playful t-shirts that celebrate sweet cravings—ideal for anyone proud to be part of the sweet tooth patrol.