Sweet Tooth Squad Mugs

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

'I'll be back tomorrow for the other twelve flavors.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

Dogs and Cake

"You're losing your everything."

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

Bake-a-thon.

American Pastry

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Dieting is for losers.

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

Dessert Storm Veteran

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"