Sweet Tooth Warriors Mugs

'My Mom REALLY doesn't want us in the cookie jar.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Dessert storm.

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"But I had to eat all the cookies. I'm in training for Halloween!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Picking pastries.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'