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'My Mom REALLY doesn't want us in the cookie jar.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Did you folks enjoy your 'death by chocolate'?"

Dessert storm.

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"But I had to eat all the cookies. I'm in training for Halloween!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.