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Candies and diet pills

"You're retaing chocolate."

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

The best baker in Bath!

"Almost. . . ate it. . . all . . ."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"I don't know the MEANING of the words 'too much chocolate'."

"I got some dental floss."

Dessert Storm Veteran

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Stupid, Stupid Child-proof candy wrappers!"

"I don't need to go trick or treat. I just ordered a bunch of candy on the internet."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Don't binge and drive.

'Another October 30, another failed Halloween candy sleepover.'

'...mix porridge oats, butter, and golden syrup...Rurghh!...then bake for fifteen minutes'?! Oh well, maybe next lifetime, Delia...'

Did anyone tell you you're a great cook?

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"