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"What do you eat for anxiety?"

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

Picking pastries.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Baking

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Sandy Floss

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.