Sweet Tooth Soldier Gifts

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

A dog at the bakery.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Baking

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Sandy Floss

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Dogs and Cake

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'