Sweet Tooth Rebel Gifts

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Thou Shalt Not!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

A dog at the bakery.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Baking

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Sandy Floss

"I've had enough sweets for one day."