Sweet Tooth Crusader Gifts

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Picking pastries.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

A dog at the bakery.

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'