Sweet Tooth Crusader Gifts

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Picking pastries.

"Ninja bread men"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Ice Cream Dreams.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'