Sweet Tooth Fighter Gifts

"This is probably packed with milk-fat, tons of sugar, artificial flavorings and all kinds of emulsifiers!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!