Sweet Tooth Champ Gifts

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Ice Cream Mondae

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

American Pastry

Candy Corn Dracula

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'Bon Bons Away!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Dieting is for losers.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Giant Birthday Cake

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Dessert Storm Veteran

When I see you I turn to jelly!

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.