Sweet Tooth Master Gifts

How their relationship began...

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Cake Free Zone

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Sweet surprise.

Cookie Surveillance

Boy baking a cake.

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

Candy Corn Dracula

American Pastry

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Doughnut Criminals

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

Dieting is for losers.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

Dessert Storm Veteran

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"Tonight, you're dessert!"