Sweet Tooth Stylist Gifts

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

His Her Cakes

Layer cake

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Our visit to the flan factory.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'