Sweet Tooth Master Pillows

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Cake Free Zone

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Sweet surprise.

Cookie Surveillance

Boy baking a cake.

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Candy Corn Dracula

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Doughnut Criminals

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

American Pastry

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

Dieting is for losers.

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

Dessert Storm Veteran

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.