Sweet Tooth Champions Pillows

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

Boy baking a cake.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

Dogs and Cake

American Pastry

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Bake-a-thon.

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Bon Bons Away!'

Dieting is for losers.

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

"You're losing your everything."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

Dessert Storm Veteran

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby