Sweet Tooth Champions Gifts

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'Hey, honey bun!'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Boy baking a cake.

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

Dogs and Cake

Bake-a-thon.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

American Pastry

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Dieting is for losers.

'Bon Bons Away!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"You're losing your everything."