Sweet Tooth Wizard Pillows

'Given the downward slope of our demand curve...order more jelly beans.'

'This is my throwback potion. Bat wing, eye of newt, hair of dog and real sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.'

"You said I could have one cookie before dinner."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Picking pastries.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bubble gum leaves

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Thou Shalt Not!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

A dog at the bakery.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."