Sweet Tooth Appreciator Pillows

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

'We knew you'd be embarrassed with a Tiffany bracelet or a Mulberry handbag.'

"Medical reports say we all die sooner or later. So eat what you wish."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Ice Cream Dreams.

Layer cake

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass