Sweet Tooth Wizard Gifts

'Given the downward slope of our demand curve...order more jelly beans.'

'This is my throwback potion. Bat wing, eye of newt, hair of dog and real sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.'

"You said I could have one cookie before dinner."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

Cookies. Chocolate Chip $1.49 lb. Oatmeal Raisin $1.49 lb. Broken cookies $.49 lb. Break us up two pounds of the chocolate chip, please.

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Bubble gum leaves

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His Her Cakes

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Thou Shalt Not!

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.