Chocolate Crusader Gifts

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

A dog at the bakery.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Pinata Zombies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

It's a Dog's life

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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Dogs and Cake

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Food Pyramid

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Citizen Cane...

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Holiday Overkill.

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."