Candy Crusaders Gifts

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

Piñata attack

'Given the downward slope of our demand curve...order more jelly beans.'

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

"Baldo invaded my room and stole my Atomic Sour Balls. The invader must be stopped...this means war!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

A dog at the bakery.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Pinata Zombies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Food Pyramid

Dogs and Cake

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Citizen Cane...

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.