Candy Crusaders Gifts

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'Given the downward slope of our demand curve...order more jelly beans.'

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

"Baldo invaded my room and stole my Atomic Sour Balls. The invader must be stopped...this means war!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

A dog at the bakery.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Dogs and Cake

Food Pyramid

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Citizen Cane...

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

Ginger Breadman

"Weed cookies"