Coupon Crusaders Gifts

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Back to work...

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Pinata Zombies

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Food Pyramid

Super-Mario Draghi

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Citizen Cane...

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"The dollar is falling!"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.