Coupon Crusader Gifts

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

''May you have 10 items or less and your coupons be current as you travel the Express Lane of life.' Old supermarket blessing.'

"This is the problem with Stone Age newspapers...clipping coupons!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Great party - thanks.

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'