Cost-saving Crusader Gifts

'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'If I'm going to do an effective job of reducing costs, I'm going to need a bigger budget.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

'We lost funding.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"One day this will all be outsourced."

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

New windmills to fight?

Cutting the cost of assisted living facilities

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

Energy bills rise

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

What everyone wants for Christmas 2022

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'

Open At Other End.