Food Cost Crusader Gifts

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Access Denied!

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Graduation Bill.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

Personal Calorie Counter

Energy bills rise

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

What everyone wants for Christmas 2022

'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

"I'm on a special diet; no school food."

"Your family is pretty messed up."

"Meat is murder!"

'We would save even more money if we delivered mail ONLY on Saturdays...'

"The oatmeal isn't steel cut."

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life