Medical Cost Crusader Gifts

'$375 a day, and there's no mint under the pillows?'

'If you strike oil I'll be able to pay my bill.'

'I have a doctor's appointment so I'm trying to look poor.'

'I have good news. This should clear up in about $1800.00.'

'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Super-Mario Draghi

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

"Parts and labor?"

"The dollar is falling!"

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

'Which way up would you like it?'

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

'What's the government doing about the jabless?'

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."