Health Insurance Crusader Gifts

'Are you SURE this isn't a pre-existing condition?'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

"Parts and labor?"

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

Ebola reaches USA.

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

Opioid Epidemic

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

Anti-Vaxxers

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

'Which way up would you like it?'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'