Health Crusaders Gifts

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"We won!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Coronavirus Windmills

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

Tree of Life

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

'Nothing about universal health care?'

Please seat to be weighted.

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Opioid Epidemic

"I'm trying to find the vaccine, but it's so hard to create right now."

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

Ebola reaches USA.

"Parts and labor?"

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Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.