Health Care Crusader Gifts

"Unfortunately, your plan covers only doctors who couldn't possibly help you in any way."

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

"We should pay for universal health care by taxing churches. That's what he would want."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Coronavirus Windmills

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

The Public Option

Fighting the Zika Virus

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Obama of Oz.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Republican Healthcare

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"