Health Care Crusader T-Shirts

"Unfortunately, your plan covers only doctors who couldn't possibly help you in any way."

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

"We should pay for universal health care by taxing churches. That's what he would want."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Coronavirus Windmills

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Obama of Oz.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Republican Healthcare

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'