Health Kick Crusader Gifts

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"That's a big fat lie!"

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

"Parts and labor?"

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Opioid Epidemic

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

Ebola reaches USA.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

Anti-Vaxxers

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

'Which way up would you like it?'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'