Keto Crusader Gifts

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A dog at the bakery.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"One slice—hold the bread."

Dogs and Cake

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"