Caffeine Crusader Gifts

Back to work...

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Coffee Cartoon - Espresso Machines

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'More buzz for the buck.'

"He's not himself until that first cup of coffee."

Get a Life.

"According to the surveillance video you took the last of the coffee."

'Ere! I thought coffee was supposed to keep you AWAKE!'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Checklist: 1. Rise 2. Coffee 3. Shine

"I'm very sorry...but we can't help with a broken office coffee machine!"

"The coffee machine is out of order again."

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'We're really lost! I haven't seen a Starbucks for over an hour.'

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

You've Had Enough!

"I came, I saw, I caffeinated."

'How to tell if there are too many coffee shops in your neighbourhood'

Coming soon - the Barrel! 'OH BOY!!'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"It's only Tuesday?!"

Coffee Time

"I think it's time this cafe showed its commitment to LGBT rights."

Mothers Against Hypoglycemic, Caffeinated Drivers.

"When I said the coffee flowed like a river here at the office, I meant it literally."

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff