Caffeine-free Crusader Gifts

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Herb has gone 100 caffeine-free.'

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

DIY Butchers

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

"I think it's time this cafe showed its commitment to LGBT rights."

The Decafé