Caffeine Quitter Gifts

"Going out for a smoke... you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

This coffee can keep you up

Stress

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Hipster Coffee

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...