Caffeine Quitters Gifts

'Herb has gone 100 caffeine-free.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'These are job perks.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

Running Latte

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

This coffee can keep you up

Stress

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Hipster Coffee