Quitting Caffeine Gifts

"I haven't been feeling as jumpy since I stopped drinking coffee!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

Stress

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

This coffee can keep you up

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Hipster Coffee

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'