Quitting Caffeine Gifts

"I haven't been feeling as jumpy since I stopped drinking coffee!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

Stress

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

This coffee can keep you up

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."