Caffeine Avoider Gifts

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'May I have five bucks for a hot chocolate, sir? †coffee makes me nervous.'

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

Running Latte

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

This coffee can keep you up

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Hipster Coffee

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."