Caffeine Avoider Gifts

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Hi, I'd like one small coffee, and no small talk. What? I'm on to you barristas. Always making small talk, where you say something cool and then when I reply, you look at me as if what I said was lame. I just want to order, pay and leave without having any human interaction that could make me feel inadequate. STOP JUDGING ME! Have you thought of buying yourself a Mr. Coffee?

'May I have five bucks for a hot chocolate, sir? †coffee makes me nervous.'

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

"How about a little more coffee?"

Running Latte

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"We need to walk."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

This coffee can keep you up

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'