Carb Avoider Gifts

'Oh that's why I put on weight - all I eat is carbs!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"One slice—hold the bread."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Complex Carbs

Complex Carbohydrates

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

Crusty Bread

"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"

The Atkins Diet.

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

'Raymond, do you really love me or just my low-carbohydrate meat?'

Bad Carbs