Carb Lover Gifts

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'I'll have potato soup, potato salad, baked potato with fries and for dessert, potato pancakes.'

Complex Carbohydrates

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Well, at least you won't need to take your potato vitamins tonight."

Ernie's on a high-protein diet and craving foods he can't have. They're creeping into everything he says. Whatcha watching, Ernie? I'm trying to decide between "Game of Scones" and that zombie show, "The Walking Bread." Later I might watch some "Dancing with the Starch." Ernie, leave room for that political drama you enjoy so much. Oh yeah, I love binging on "House of Carbs"!

Bakery. Don't you just love that new carb smell?!

Slimmer's baguette.

Crusty Bread

"I hope this isn't one of those, glutten-free, places."

Loved His Carbs.

Lesser Known Pasta Shapes

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"

Today's special... donuts.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Dressed as Sweets

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"One slice—hold the bread."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Complex Carbs

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

"I just kept feeding him candy."

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'