Carb Enthusiast Gifts

The Pillsbury doughboy is attacked by a platoon of carbophobics.

Complex Carbs

'Mary is visiting from Ames, Iowa and is responsible for all of the carbohydrates.'

Karl the Complex Carbohydrate.

"Baguettemobile"

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

'All the carbs they're not eating...let's hope they give 'em to us.'

'Potatoes AND stuffing!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

"One slice—hold the bread."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Complex Carbohydrates

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."