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The Pillsbury doughboy is attacked by a platoon of carbophobics.

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'Mary is visiting from Ames, Iowa and is responsible for all of the carbohydrates.'

Karl the Complex Carbohydrate.

"Baguettemobile"

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

'All the carbs they're not eating...let's hope they give 'em to us.'

'Potatoes AND stuffing!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

I Bake. Deal with it.

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

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The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'