Low-carb Lifestyle Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

The Environmentalist

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"One slice—hold the bread."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Complex Carbohydrates

Complex Carbs

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

Crusty Bread

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'

Bad Carbs

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"

Low Carb Slop