Low-carb Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

The Environmentalist

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"One slice—hold the bread."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Complex Carbs

Complex Carbohydrates

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Crusty Bread

Bakery. Don't you just love that new carb smell?!

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

Ernie's on a high-protein diet and craving foods he can't have. They're creeping into everything he says. Whatcha watching, Ernie? I'm trying to decide between "Game of Scones" and that zombie show, "The Walking Bread." Later I might watch some "Dancing with the Starch." Ernie, leave room for that political drama you enjoy so much. Oh yeah, I love binging on "House of Carbs"!

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

Low Carb Slop

Bad Carbs

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

Nudist Colony Halloween Parties

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'